It's you! The protagonist of this game.
You are a... white, blobbish... marshmallow man... woman... thing. You can freely change your hairstyle, change accessories and even your gender.
When you start the game/prestige reset, you look like a hobo in the park with facial hair and everything. Building up money, Hobby levels, and Relationships will make your face look more anime-like.
According to Ayano, you're 103 lbs, 4 ft 2 inches, and have a birthmark on your right heel.
You also have a really nice butt, according to the other girls. To date;
- Cassie has complained about how your jeans drown out your butt.
- Mio has desired a person with decent mid-control and a nice butt.
- Nutaku wishes you call her "cake". Because she'll go straight to your butt.
- Fumi has stared at it. Without her fancy future-tech glasses.
- Alpha suffers processing errors just staring at it
Literally none, outside of a few moments here and there. You take on casual attitude to things, considering how you can protest while performing vigilantism and surfing at the same time while taking the time to slay demons and date a bear. You also seem to be pretty carefree, almost to the point of ignorance, such as protesting the oxford comma. You are generally pretty nice to people though, only hurting them on accident (although often).
You somehow have the ability to splice extra hours into your day. As long as you have the required "timeblocks", you are capable of performing as many Jobs, Hobbies, and Dates as you wish. Now you can become a demon slayer who surfs in space while flipping burgers and taking your not-Vocaloid girlfriend to the movies.
You may also have extreme material wealth, allowing you to pay for almost anything using only 1 Diamond.
In spite of your absurd capabilities, it is almost impossible for you to make a good first impression on a girl. To date, you have;
- Crushed a girl's ribs with a bicycle when distracted by a pigeon
- Crushed a girl's arcade scores by button mashing
- Crushed a (cat) girl's house (cardboard box) while fleeing from a protest
- Crushed a girl's perception of reality by erasing a spoon from existence
- Crushed a girl's motorcycle with a single arrow shot to her front wheel
- Crushed a girl's cake, splattering her like an anime protagonist
- Crushed a girl's time-travel experiment, stranding her in your timeline
- Crushed a (bear) girl's feelings by making an offensive bear joke
- Crushed a (virtual) girl's concert by angst-ing the entire audience
- Crushed a (pilot) girl's giant mech by summoning it through a portal and punching it
In fact, the only characters who DON'T have a terrible first meeting with you are;
- A perverted, hedonistic, ultra-lewd girl who crushes your bedroom wall and computer
- An insane Japanese schoolgirl who's obsessed with you, crushed your plan to get a date with another girl, and casually plans murdering every other girl
- A (Scottish/Irish/?) money-grubbing maid who crushes your servant interview and wants 28 New Cars.
- A magical girl(?) you released from an ancient prison (that you crushed) who may or may not be an ancient lust goddess
- An elven sorceress mercenary who you summoned to your world by flubbing a spell, crushing the fabric of reality
- Apparently, you're canonically named "Marshmallow.", likely due to your short, white, chubby figure.