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Q-Pernikiss Friendzoned


Q-Piddy is the nineteenth and final girl unlocked in the game. She is unlocked after completing The Dark One. She is a goddess who has been helping you throughout the game. You encounter her when she is about to sacrifice herself to the dark portal and then Pamu stops her, leaving her needing your help.

When you complete her there will be an ending cutscene in which you will have to choose between "letting her go and sacrifice herself" or "saving her and sacrificing yourself".

Q-Pernikiss GONE Icon

"GONE" icon

If you choose "letting her go and sacrifice herself", after the credits you will not be able to play with her anymore, it will say "GONE" just like The Dark One.


If you choose "saving her and sacrificing yourself", the game will prestige (soft Reset) instead.

Meeting with Q-Piddy Edit

In the opening scene, Q-Piddy gives you a tutorial of the game. She explains what the jobs are, the hobbies are, and how to gain affection.

Dialogue List Edit

First Meeting Edit

  1. With the dark one defeated, the world can now be saved! As you examine the portal, suddenly Q-Piddy appears and calls out a warning. "Stand back, Sexy Chosen One! Only a being of pure love can close the portal. You've done your part, now I shall do mine!"
  2. "Suck it Q-Piddy! Ha ha ha!" [said by Pamu] - Hope for humanity - CRUSHED!
  3. Q-Piddy lies broken and weak (and really sexy) as the Dark Portal threatens to devour the world. Can the power of the Sexy Chosen One restore Q-Piddy in time to save the world? There's only one way to find out!

Adversary Edit

  • Oh dear. This body is all swollen and strange. I hope it doesn't look super weird to you.

Sorry Edit

  • This body feels so strange. My stomach just made the most curious sound. Is it angry? What did I do?
  • Where... Am I? What happened? I feel so strange, and... not safe for work?
  • I feel so heavy and... Curvy. Do I look curvy to you?
  • What fate has befallen me? Some cruel mixture of curse and cliche, I fear.
  • I'm afraid of this body... I feel like it's up to no good.

Poke Edit

  • Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.

Upgrade to Nuisance Edit

  1. Wait, please don't go! I'm so confused, and your face feels familiar to me. Please don't leave me by myself! [OK]
  2. Thank you. Please, just... hold my hand. Until everything stops spinning so fast... [...]

Nuisance Edit

  • My mind overflows with the thought and desires. Why do I desire your butt so much? Is that a thing people desire?

Sorry Edit

  • I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
  • Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
  • My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
  • I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
  • The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.

Poke Edit

  • Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.

Upgrade to Frenemy

  1. I'm afraid I can't remember who you are. Do you remember who I am? Do you remember who you are? [Yup!]
  • giggle* Sorry, what a silly question. Though strangely... That laugh has helped lift some of the fog within me... [...]

Frenemy Edit

  • My poor wings. I tried to fly today, and they cramped up really bad. Too much chunk in the skunk, if you know what I mean.

Sorry Edit

  • I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
  • Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
  • My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
  • I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
  • The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.

Poke Edit

  • Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.

Gift Edit

  • Oh. I'm not sure what this is. We're not super duper into material objects in the fairy realm. Could you explain how to use it?

Upgrade to Acquaintance Edit

  1. The more time we spend together, the more I can remember... Did I throw a pigeon at you to make you crash into a pretty girl? [Maybe]
  2. Oh dear, I hope that wasn't a secret or something. And I hope the pigeon is okay! [...]

Acquaintance Edit

  • My memories are returning, and so are my powers! Look, I can touch my nose with my tongue again!

Chat Edit

  • I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
  • Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
  • My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
  • I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
  • The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.

Poke Edit

  • Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.

Gift Edit

  • Oh. I'm not sure what this is. We're not super duper into material objects in the fairy realm. Could you explain how to use it?

Upgrade to Friendzone Edit

  1. Things are becoming less foggy... Did I help you on some kind of quest? Like, recently? [Yes]
  2. Oh! Well, good. Did you know that if you capture me in a bottle, I can resurrect you upon your death? A little pro tip for you there. [...]

Friendzone Edit

  • I'm beginning to realize that my garments may not be... appropriate for socializing. At least they're super comfy!

Chat Edit

  • Your friendship is a... cinder block. Oh wait! I mean it's a metal... floor. Shoot! I can't even make good romantic analogies right now.
  • I'm starting to feel a little better. Though I wish my hands would stop inadvertently groping your private parts. Sorry about that, by the way.
  • These boobs on me are so weird. Have you taken a look at them? They're so bouncy, and kind of hypnotizing...
  • Spending time with you takes the harshness out of my confusion and turmoil. So if you're not bust, I'd love to hang out...
  • I like your friendship. I'm sorry if I say something that would otherwise destroy it. This is all pretty new to me.
  • I keep getting this feeling there's something important I'm supposed to be doing. Is it lawn bowling? How important is lawn bowling?

Poke Edit

  • giggle* With all your vast fortunes and magical powers, "tickle" is still in your move list hey? You're adorable.

Gift Edit

  • What an interesting thing! I'm going to put this in a spot and start appreciating it a whole lot! Gee thanks!

Date Edit

  • There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
  • giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
  • sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
  • It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties Edit

  1. I feel like the worst is over. My... delicate parts aren't throbbing anymore. Do I seem better to you? [Yes]
  2. Wonderful! I tell you, when I've recovered, that Pamu is going to get such a pinch! A bad pinch! [...]

Awkward Besties Edit

  • I can remember so many things now! For some reason, I know the lyrics to a LOT of anime intros. Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jarger!

Flirt Edit

  • My wings are working again. Unfortunately I have started sleep-flying. And as I'm partial to sleeping nude, I have startled several bird watchers as of late.
  • I'm surprised finding love is so hard in your world. In the fairy realm, we all just sort of... Well, it would be pretty graphic to describe.
  • Hahaha! That was a wonderful joke, and well told. Okay, now you tell me one!
  • I've got such a crush on you. Like a double crush. A crush crush if you would.
  • I wish the Dark Portal didn't look like... well, lady parts. If I have to hurl myself into it to destroy it, I could do without the awkwardness.
  • I'm starting not to miss my old form, actually. I was pulled over by the fairy police yesterday, and I didn't have to pay the ticket. That's a nice perk.
  • I'm so proud of all the things you have done. Look at all the girls that adore you. You've come such a long way!
  • I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?

Poke Edit

  • giggle* With all your vast fortunes and magical powers, "tickle" is still in your move list hey? You're adorable.

Gift Edit

  • Oh, more of the things for me! You shouldn't have! Thanks a whole bunch!

Date Edit

  • There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
  • giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
  • sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
  • It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!

Upgrade to Crush Edit

  1. Wait, I remember! I'm a love fairy! I help people find love in this vast, cruel universe. Is that how you know me? [Yes!]
  2. That's great! I hope I was helpful and not super annoying. Like an unskippable tutorial or something like that. [...]

Crush Edit

  • giggle* Well, I know your world is in danger. And we don't have much time before we're unmade by an aberration of existence. But dating you has been great fun!

Flirt Edit

  • My wings are working again. Unfortunately I have started sleep-flying. And as I'm partial to sleeping nude, I have startled several bird watchers as of late.
  • I'm surprised finding love is so hard in your world. In the fairy realm, we all just sort of... Well, it would be pretty graphic to describe.
  • Hahaha! That was a wonderful joke, and well told. Okay, now you tell me one!
  • I've got such a crush on you. Like a double crush. A crush crush if you would.
  • I wish the Dark Portal didn't look like... well, lady parts. If I have to hurl myself into it to destroy it, I could do without the awkwardness.
  • I'm starting not to miss my old form, actually. I was pulled over by the fairy police yesterday, and I didn't have to pay the ticket. That's a nice perk.
  • I'm so proud of all the things you have done. Look at all the girls that adore you. You've come such a long way!
  • I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?

Poke Edit

  • Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!

Gift Edit

  • Oooh, this is pretty! You got me a pretty thing! Thank you! I actually like this for real! Look at you and your gift giving prowess!

Date Edit

  • There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
  • giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
  • sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
  • It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!

Upgrade to Sweetheart Edit

  1. My memory is returning, and so are my powers. And I know challenges lie ahead. Please do not give up! [Never!]
  2. You have a sweet heart. And now we ARE sweethearts. Tee hee! Isn't that cute?! [...]

Sweetheart Edit

  • I will take great joy in telling Pamu that her plan failed. Actually, I'm probably going to kick her first.

Flirt Edit

  • Would you do me a favor? I need a squeeze like you wouldn't believe. Wait! I mean my back! *giggle*
  • 10/10. Would be cursed again.
  • I love you with all of my heart. Now and forever.
  • sniff* Goodbye, my sweet. My dearest. My love pigeon.
  • I adore you so much. Like, if I said it out loud, it might sound a little creepy. SO much!
  • Does my hair look like something inappropriate? My imagination must still be polluted. I keep seeing... shapes. Private shapes.
  • I love your hugs! And your laugh! And your smile! Actually, it might be faster to list the things I don't love... Umm... Your farts?
  • Loving you has been the greatest joy of my formerly eternal life.

Poke Edit

  • Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!

Gift Edit

  • I don't know what to say! I really don't! What do you say when you super love a gift, and it kind of makes you amorous for the person who gave it to you.

Date Edit

  • There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
  • giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
  • sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
  • It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!

Upgrade to Girlfriend Edit

  1. I want you to hold me close, and whisper soft words into my ear. I want your nose to trace the curve of my neck. Do you... Want those things? [Yes]
  2. Yes! I feel my heart glowing! My soul fills with love! Ha! Suck it Pamu! [...]

Girlfriend Edit

  • If this body has drawn us closer, then it was a blessing and not a curse. That makes me happy. And honestly a bit... lustful.

Flirt Edit

  • Would you do me a favor? I need a squeeze like you wouldn't believe. Wait! I mean my back! *giggle*
  • 10/10. Would be cursed again.
  • I love you with all of my heart. Now and forever.
  • sniff* Goodbye, my sweet. My dearest. My love pigeon.
  • I adore you so much. Like, if I said it out loud, it might sound a little creepy. SO much!
  • Does my hair look like something inappropriate? My imagination must still be polluted. I keep seeing... shapes. Private shapes.
  • I love your hugs! And your laugh! And your smile! Actually, it might be faster to list the things I don't love... Umm... Your farts?
  • Loving you has been the greatest joy of my formerly eternal life.

Poke Edit

  • Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!

Gift Edit

  • I don't know what to say! I really don't! What do you say when you super love a gift, and it kind of makes you amorous for the person who gave it to you.

Date Edit

  • There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
  • giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
  • sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
  • It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!

Upgrade to Lover Edit

  1. The time has come. Your love has restorted me. I am ready to face the portal. Come. Embrace me one last time... I fear... *sniff* We shall not share such a time again... [<3]
  2. Goodbye my love. And thank you... [...]

Lover Edit

Sex Scene Edit

  1. She kisses you. Your lips, your cheeks, your neck. She draws you close, cradling your face, pressing her breasts against you. As you make love, she weeps and laughs, her tears sparkling in the twilight. She gives herself entirely to you, knowing it will be the first and last time she can...
  2. As you lay together, a light begins to shine in her eyes. You sense that the curse has lifted, but her form does not change... "Thank you," she says at last. "Thank you for everything. For your love. For your persistence. This is how I want you to remember me. And thank you so so much for playing Crush Crush."

Dialogue about Ayano Edit

  • Ayano is so cute in her little school uniform. I get all tingly when I see her wearing it. You know, like... Down below?
  • Oh dear. I read Ayano's thoughts, and she keeps fantasizing about a katana splitting me in half. I'd better let her know that that kills fairies!
  • Poor Ayano. Her love is all twisty tied up in her hate. I want to give her a hug!
  • I'm not sure who Osana is, but I wouldn't mention that name around Ayano if I were you...
  • I ran into Ayano. I tried to kiss her and she kind of freaked out. I think I may not know exactly what kisses are for.
  • It's a good thing you're not a sandwich, or a small assortment of pretzels. Ayano would just gobble you up!

[ENDING] Edit

  1. In the quiet luminescense of your love, the curse is broken and Qpernikiss's power is restored. Her eyes shimmer with love, but quickly fill with tears. "I have something I need to tell you..."
  2. "Only a being of True Love can close the Portal... by sacrificing themself. Before I was cursed, I was ready to give up everything to save the world. But that was before... Before I fell in love.
  3. "But... I'm glad. I'm glad I got to feel what it was like. Got to feel my cheeks blush. My heart race. To feel what it was like to have a Crush... Oh, my Sexy Chosen One. I'm glad I noticed you run down Cassie that fateful day. Embrace me one last time!"

What will you do?

Sacrifice Yourself ---> Sacrifice yourself to save the world! This is the true ending of Crush Crush, and will soft-reset your game once the credits roll. Pick this path to unlock the final ending!

Wave Farewell to QPernikiss ---> Let QPernikiss make the ultimate sacrifice! This lets you keep playing the game as normal - super handy if you're still working on your achievements!

Requirement Table Edit

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4
Adversary 10,000,000,000,000,000 affection Consume 1 Time Blocks Max Level All Jobs
Nuisance 15,000,000,000,000,000 affection 1,000,000 Lifetime Gifts $100,000,000,000,000,000 on hand
Frenemy 22,500,000,000,000,000 affection 1 Diamonds Full Memory Album
Acquaintance 33,750,000,000,000,000 affection Consume 1 Time Blocks 1 Shell
Friendzone 50,625,000,000,000,000 affection 20,000 Lifetime Dates 1 Moonlight Stroll Date 100 Chocolates
Awkward Besties 75,937,500,000,000,000 affection 1 Diamonds 1,000 Flowers 1 Beach Date
Crush 113,906,250,000,000,000 affection Consume 1 Time Blocks 1 Sightseeing Date 10,000 Cute Puppy
Sweetheart 170,859,375,000,000,000 affection 1 Movie Theater Date 100,000 New Car
Girlfriend 256,289,062,500,000,000 affection 1 Diamonds 380 Achievements 10 Mystic Slippers
Lover -GONE-

Trivia Edit

  • All of the requirements needed for a Date only once; however you need at least 20000 lifetime in order to advance.
  • (Only in Uncensored Version) Q-Piddy's dress was somehow semi-transparent (Start from the Encounter Photo)

Memory Album Edit

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